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    9/8/2006

    人民警察vs冷兵器时代第一武将

         零点,电话突然响了,“我是苜蓿园派出所,你丢的车已经找到了。明天来拿吧。”
         于是早上我就屁颠颠地去了苜蓿园派出所,警察同志很热情地招待了我,虽然因为电脑有问题,手续办了一个小时,但还是很高兴。
         神通广大的偷车贼,号称冷兵器时代第一武将的偷车贼,被我们人民警察给击败了,人赃并获。
         想想也是,不卖,你偷它干嘛呢?
         最惨的是买赃车的那位姐姐,我想到就偷着乐。
         这位姐姐,骑着她的电动车去马台街喝馄饨,坏了,有人上来问她要不要买车,于是她900块钱买下了车。然后,前天,她又骑着刚买来的车去马台街继续喝馄饨,车又熄火了,正好巡逻警路过,问她这车是否是她的车……
         于是这位姐姐痛哭流涕地在派出所写检讨,交罚款,拍照片留档案,录口供,按红手印。我估计她这辈子也不会再去马台街了。
         不过她还供出了卖车的人,于是人赃并获,解恨啊!
         虽然车被改了一下头脸,但我骑上去就知道,乖乖,就是我们的车。
         呵呵,警察同志,你们真牛!
        
         后记:
         路人甲:你怎么这样,上一篇里还在说人家警察的坏话,这一篇倒搞起个人崇拜了。
         路人乙:你懂什么,嘴上两层皮,翻来覆去地说,很正常的。
         我:……

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    芳园 胡wrote:
    .......你日子过的很丰富阿
    Nov. 28

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